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Correct Baby Got Book Lyrics
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Correct Baby Got Book
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Intro Oh my goodness, Becky, look at her Bible It is so huge She looks like one of those preacher guys girlfriends But... You know... Who understands those preacher boys They only talk to her because she looks like Mother Teresa, ok? I mean her Bible... It's just so big I can't believe it's so huge Uggh! It gross! Look, she's just so... Righteous Verse 1 I like big Bibles and I can not lie You Christian brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with a kjv And a book mark in Proverbs You get stoked Got her name engraved So you know that girl is saved It looks like one of those large ones With plenty o' space in the margins Oh baby, I wanna read witcha Cause your Bible's got pictures My minister tried to console me But that Book you got makes ("M-m-me so holy") Ooh, momma-mia You say you want koinonia Well, bless me, bless me And teach me about John Wesley I saw her praying while I was djing She got grace... Pretty face She ain't goin' down to the bad place I'm tired of heathen guys Sayin' they like pocket-size Ask the average Christian to take a look She's gotta pack much Book So... Fellas (Yeah), fellas (Yeah) Has your girlfriend got the Book (Oh yeah!) Well, read it (Read it!), read it (Read it!), read that Holy Book Baby got Book Chorus (Niv with a ribbon bookmark) Baby got Book (Niv with a ribbon bookmark) Verse 2 I like 'em leather and bound It's 50 pounds I just can't understand How it is, some weenie Wants the Bible on cd She wanna get you saved Amen! Double up! A-men! I ain't talkin' about a paraphrase Cuz Paul wouldn't use those anyways Like 'em real thick and red-letteredyou can't find nothin' bettersouthpaw's in love Bibles that big are unheard of So I'm sittin' here thinkin' "What if... I find me a girl that shows midriff? " You can have those bimbos I'll keep those chick that do devos A word to the Christian sistas I can't resist yai'll do God's time witcha But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna pray Til the break of day Baby, got it goin' on Like the wife in Pro-verbs 31 We just might get engaged When we finish reading this page Cuz it's worn and it's torn And I know this girl's reborn So ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah) Do you wanna save people from Hades (yeah) Then read it... 'til the pages fall out Even white preachers got to shout Baby got Book (Thompson Chain with big red letters) Baby got Book Yeah baby When it comes to a good book Stephen King's resume just can't compare 39 + 27 = 66 books And if you're Catholic... There's even more So your girlfriend quotes Bill Hybels But does she got a big Bible? Cuz that little things she's got won't start a revival My Bible study don't want none, Unless you got Book, Hon ... You can read Clancy or Grisham But please don't loose this Book Some brothers wanna play that hard hard role And tell you that Book's too old So they toss it and burn it And I pull up quick to just learn it So your girl likes paperback? Well I ain't down with that Cuz my girlfriend's hot her Bible's rockin' And she's got good doctrine To the atheist chicks who try to this You ain't it Miss Priss Give me a Christian, I'm insistin' And I'll greet her with some holy kissin' Some pervert tried to chase But he didn't make it past first base She's quick to resist temptation And she loves a new translation So ladies who were lost and found If you want the triple-six thrown down Dial 1-800-reads-a-lot And teach me about those Psalms Baby got Book (Niv with a ribbon bookmark) Baby got Book (Thompson Chain with big red letters) Bible college knowledge but she still got Book (4 Xs)
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