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Correct Vote For Me/It's A Joke Lyrics
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Correct Vote For Me/It's A Joke
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Vote for me/It's a joke I would rather/Be the Pope If I have to/I'll drink Coke Hey I'm desperate/I need the job I'm broke Vote for me/It's a joke I'll take a bath/And use real soap Comb my hair/Real nice So what if/I've got lice And if I'm elected President I won't do anything Just sit around and collect the money Invite my friends over to play poker And tell jokes that are funny Vote for me/It's a joke Famous people/I misquote Tell you that/It's all true Vote for me/Be a fool Vote for me/It's a joke I don't care/If you smoke I don't care/If you choke Just before you die/Make sure you vote THIS IS FOLLOWED BY A RIFF on the guitar that gets louder,higher and faster until it ends and I act like I'm pushing a button and then I blow the KAZOO and say:What button did I push ?
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