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Correct Bad Pickup Lines Lyrics
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Correct Bad Pickup Lines
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Here's a poem called Bad Pickup Lines Hey don't I know you from the bus? My mom has that same dress Wanna see a trick I learned in prison? How much were your breasts? Are you drunk or is that just a lazy eye? My tool needs a shed I'd like to park my corrective shoes underneath your bed You think it's impressive now... This cold sore's just gettin' started Mind if I hang out here 'till it's safe back where I farted? 'Scuse me if I interupted And I'm not trying to make a pass But you must be leaving the country If you're packing that much a**
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