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Correct Mama Was A Hitman Lyrics
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Correct Mama Was A Hitman
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I remember when I was 'bout 2 years old In a play pen, on a grassy knoll Countin' hollow points, waving at cars With some new schoolbooks Mr. Oswald said were ours Mama would take us to work and some Cuban held our hand Mama was a Hitman We'd cross the country changing schools Mama and me and some guy named Raul I failed the fourth grade cause they said I was dumb They found the principal floatin' in a 55-gallon drum Then all the teachers all put me on the straight-A plan Mama was a Hitman I tried basketball in the 7th grade You could count on one hand the shots that I made I got to practice so little but I didn't play none Until the coach found an ice pick stuck threw his cranium The assisstant coach said, "Son, I'm you biggest fan." Mama was a Hitman She baked cyanide cookies and red car bombs All the while disguised as a soccer mom Our little league coach was James Earl Ray Our team pictures were taken by the cia She could whack out a witness while workin' the concession stand Mama was a Hitman Our babysitter was Mr. Something Sirhan Mama was a Hitman She could build a bomb in a bowl of Raisin Bran Picked us up from school and we flew to Afghanistan Mama was a Hitman
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