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Correct Goodbye Squirrel Lyrics
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Cletus T. Judd
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Correct Goodbye Squirrel
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Me and Harold Buffet were outdoors men set in our backwoods ways both members of the huntin both active in the NRA National Redneck Association We scouted a location were we had no doubt we'd kill the biggest buck in the world "about a 34 pointer" Harold waited in his tree stand but all he seen was a squirrel then we finnaly found a buck as big as a horse Harold had it in his cross-hairs "SHOOT IT!" but that squirrel jumped off a branch above us and landed in Harolds hair "hey hey get get it off hey hey!" Harold fell off the stand on his head he landed like a whimp he layed there and cried till i climbed on down picked him up off the ground and it didn't take us long to decide THAT SQUIRREL HAD TO DIE! "ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha" "ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha" Me and Harold went down to the surplus store bought a keg of dynomite! two baseball bats and a case of m-80s we were in for one heck of a fight WE'LL SHOW YOU! "When your huntin with dumb and dumber, somethins surely bound to go wrong"and when harold lit that real short fuse, I knew i wouldn't be long"sssssssssss" When the dynomite "BLEW!" Harolds foot did "TOO!" and fingers began to fly we were barely alive when the game warden arrived and much to our suprise THAT SQURREL DIDN'T DIE! "ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha" "ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha" Just one more shot *Bang* you'll be in me crock-pot squirrel i'll skin your hide and make a hat when its dry squirrel! you'll make a lunch you oversized chipmunk squirrel!
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