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Correct World's Best Kisser Lyrics
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Doug Anthony All Stars
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Correct World's Best Kisser
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I'm wet and I'm moist So come on let's rejoice In the birds, the bees, the fillies and the colts And the fact that we are all young adults And lie back on your couch After this there'll be no doubt I don't care if you're a Miss or a Missus You done been squelched by the world's best kisses Ho, ho, sit up straight and pout I'll suck your face until I pull your molars out A tongue so grand you'll call me more than friend One kiss from this and you'll never brush your teeth again Well, go back to your husband now Tell him you done broke your vow Stand proud and say, "Hey Mister, I've just been kissed by the world's best kisser. " Ho, ho, sit up straight and pout I'll suck your face until I pull your wisdoms out A tongue so long it really grows and grows Put it in your mouth and it'll clean out your nose I've only kissed one girl before My Grandma on the kitchen floor She dribbled and grinned and said, "Hey kid, You taught me things your Grandpa never did. " She added there'd be hell to pay If Ma found out we'd gone astray So hurry Paul, go and get some sleep You finally got a skill to teach the sheep Hey, hey, calm down and pucker up These lips are strong enough to stop a truck A tongue so long, it really packs a punch One kiss from this and I'll know what you had for lunch One kiss from this and I'll know what you had for lunch Yesterday
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