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Correct The Ferret Song Lyrics
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Correct The Ferret Song
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I can see a bare-bottomed mandrill Slyly eyeing his upper nostril If he jumps inside there too I really won't know what to do I'll be a proud possessor of a kind of nasal zoo A nasal zoo I've got a ferret sticking up my nose And what is worse it constantly explodes Ferrets don't explode you say But it happened nine times yesterday And I should know 'cause each time I was standing in the way I've got a ferret sticking up my nose I've got a ferret sticking up my nose How it got there I can't tell But now it's there it hurts like hell And what is more it radically affects My sense of smell
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