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Correct Bert Ernie 1 Lyrics
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A Bert and Ernie Singalong thanks to Brian Fennell (fenn@wpi.WPI.EDU) Ernie Bert ***** **** [Watery sounds] Yanky Doodle went to town A-riding on his pony... Ahhh, I love taking my bath, peace and Quiet, all alone. [knock-knock-knock knock-knock] [Knock-Knock-Knock-Knock] ...and called it macaroni Oh! two, three.... Hi buddy Bert Oh, hi Ernie, oh hey will you close The door, Ernie there's a draft. Oh just a second Bert. Ern... Ernie What are you do...? You can't push the piano through the Bathroom door. Why, sure I can, Bert, watch... [Grunt, bump, grunt, tinkle, KA-bump] Aahhgh! ..see Ernie? *Klech-ksh-crsh-sh-sh* Wh-WHAT are you doing with A piano in the bathroom!? Oh Bert! I heard you singing in The tubby there Yeh? And so I thought I Would just come and sing along I don't WANT you to sing-along, But... I want you to get out. ...but everybody sounds better Singing in the bathroom Bert. You know... I don't want the piano in here Ernie. ...well Sure, Bert, what's a Sing-along without a piano? [starts to play piano] It's ME, that's what it is... Alone! Listen to that Bert Stop that playing. Doesn't that sound nice Stop it right now. Doesn't that make you just want To sing-along. ...makes me want to see you Out of here. No, Bert, listen: [sings] Gee, Bert What? It's so much fun No, it's not I know you'll like it ...I won't like it. Once you've begun ...I won't begin! Ernie I have to scrub my toes I've got to wash my hair. We, Bert What? Could have a ball No way! If I could get you *simmer* To sing at all [ends song but plays for Bert] NO!... [sings] I refuse to sing-al Ong. I won't. But, Bert... So please don't ask me if I want to 'cause I don't. Pretty Please...? Although for you I would do Almost anything, Really? Along is one way which I Do not want to sing. But, listen... [Sings] Ol' bud-dy... It will make you Happy When you start to sing a Snappy Little number that will Bounce you right along. No... Like "Farmer in the Dell" or "Old MacDonald had a Farm" or Maybe "What's the Name of that Song". No! So if you use a lot of voice You'll love it that you've got a voice And even if the notes you sing are wrong Ernie! You'll do a favor for us If you lift your voice in chorus For a swinging sing-along song. E: It will make you Hap - py B: I re - fuse E: when you start to sing a snap - py B: to sing - a - long. E: lit - tle num - ber that will bounce you B: I won't! E: right a - long B: so please E: like "Far - mer in the Dell" or B: don't ask me if E: "Old Mac - Don - ald had a Farm" or B: I want to 'cause E: may - be "What's-the-Name-of-that-Song" B: I don't E: So B: al - though for you E: if you use a - lot of voice you'll B: I would do al - E: love it that you've got a voice and B: most an - y - thing E: ev - en if the notes you sing are B: E: wrong B: a - long E: you'll do a fa - vor for us B: is one way which E: if you lift your voice in chor - us B: I do not want E: for a swing-ing sing-along song B: to sing ErnIE! Please, Bert What? You'll like it too No, I won't! We'll sing Together Ahhhgh Just me and you No! I refuse to sing-along That's it. And in the bathtub? it's ridiculous! I Quit! That's that. That's that! Gee, Bert, that was wonderful.
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