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Correct Sing It, Shitface Lyrics
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Send* corrections to the typist Din effects spiracle, a e*****taking, shitty Mc tongues to the frozen flagpole I farted family functions landing, punches in the face of life I paid the grand three hundred for my beat machine my, body I keep it clean by, eating vegetables while, you claim indestructible I made 'em feel uncomfortable by talking about my hemroids And now my parakeet's unemployed I, enjoyed watching old men Put pens oil all inside the engines while, eating cookies kept in tin foil I been spoiled like, an underwear that's been soiled by my opponents When I assemble my microphone kit most, kids are mere domeless I wonder what they folks did to make 'em think they flow swift with broken focus Vocals Are??? sung while, my guitar is strung and, inplugged to make the hip hop Pure it's cents up sure, it's ten bucks to come and see me at a show But when I stage dive into jello you won't care about the dough But if you still think my s t**is wack you'll, get you're money back And then you leave the show running, into two men with funny hats They'll beat the f k**out of you and take your wallet out of your back pocket After that you swell up in the high sockets then, I'll finish my show and go to The parking lot to meet the two men who, then put your loot in my pocket I try jocking myself but that didn't work after, I realised that God was Watching with a hidden smirk I, s t**a turd that stunk the house for three weekends Instead of Rnb b s*****I, do my hooks with Japanese kids (Chorus Japanese: Kid Singing) So Sing it Shitface Ooh I, love farting in the bathtub at, clubs at, home On the road in, your face unload in, your eyeball Fart while walking on the sidewalk after, nightfall To the point you spray lights all despite, all the things That the people might say I, grab my genitals and tell'em have a nice day The right way to, grab a mic is constantly exhibiting If I mean then, the mc knows he's unlimited it's, intimate Like water splashing on the coast lines Where I go to town meetings And on the bulletin board I post rhymes most, times Don't give a f k**about what you telling me I get excited and crash your third grade spelling bee And just as a girl named Bethany is about to win my spelling cheese I interrupt the train of thought by yelling freeze And when she sees that I'm nothing but a prankster She tells the teacher but, I proceed to go And yank her for her title of, third grade vocabulary champion She starts to cry I, say that's: what you get for tampering With the wordsmith with, the verb gift The principal got nervous when, I ran into his office shirtless What's the purpose of terrorising elementary schools I? don't know but, I penetrate your brain with entry tools Narratives from the battletongue My record collection consists of twenty-two copies of Aqualung Atheling is what I need to rock a venue I then do some percolating s t**on the wheels to cold end you Got the versatility of ten dudes next, stop my little shitface friend Serves a chorus up from the menu So Sing it shitface (chorus Japanese: Kid Singing)
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