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Correct Refried Beans Lyrics
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Cledus T. Judd
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Correct Refried Beans
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Parody of Refried Dreams by Tim Mcgraw (J. Foster/M. Peterson) Zomba Enterprises/Millhouse Publishing Company (Ascap/Bmi) New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd (No Relation), Bruce Burch & Daniel Sarenana, blt Publishing (Bmi). Daniel Sarenana Publishing Designee Last Friday evenin' I went to dry heavin' Bent over double in pain From out of my mouth And right on a new Lexus A hell of a load I sure swang On my knees I was throwin' The owner was goin' Inside to pay for his gasoline I'm in a mess at the Texaco Barfin' up refried beans Chorus I I'm down at the Texaco Sick as a dog My stomach's churnin' My tail end is raw I swear it's the last time I'll eat another taco supreme I'm in a mess at the Texaco Barfin' up refried beans No this picture ain't purdy I ate number 30 And drank too much Mexican beer Four shots of tequila Don't mix with fajitas I'm prayin' a bathroom is near I od'd on tamales and green guacamole Lord I hope that the toilet is clean I'm in a mess at the texaco barfin' up refried beans Chorus ii I'm down at the Texaco Smell like a hog Knee deep in poo poo The commode was clogged Who used it the last time Ooo boy did it stink (Shoo-ee) At the Texaco because of those refried beans I'm down at the Texaco Where's Tim Mcgraw??? While I'm sittin here peelin' the paint off the walls He's probably sippin fine wine and dining on fancy cuisine While I'm here at the Texaco from eatin' them refried beans (Uuuuugh) A mess at the Texaco from eatin them refried beans I said I'd be out in a minute (there)
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