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Correct That's How The Story Ends Lyrics
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Five Iron Frenzy
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Correct That's How The Story Ends
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Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary Suddenly there came a tapping, as of someone gently rapping Long ago I heard that sound, often lost, but seldom found A haunting voice from minutes past, Micah had returned at last And I was like, "What's up dude?" And he was like, "Uhhh, I found your comb." And then I was like, "Shut-Up!" And then he was like, "Yeah, and stuff." And then I was like, "Rock on!" And that's how the story ends Now you hear the score my friends We're finding answers, we're setting trends I guess that's how the story ends How distinctly I remember, it was in the bleak December And each dying ember, wrought its ghost upon the floor I heard a voice that chilled my spine, I saw what I could not define A sight I never could contrive, there stood Brad at last, alive "Where have you been these endless years?" I asked him, sobbing through my tears "I did not die by plague or prison What really died is cynicism. " And then I said, "Awesome." And he was like, "Yeah, I guess And by the way, those pants, they belong to my dad And they're not really pants, they're leiderhosen. " Hooray! And Combat Chuck has passed away His dying wish was "Never play that song again" And Kitty-Doggy's put to sleep, the dinosaurs lay in a heap As they slowly go extinct, like me And that's how the story ends Now you hear the score my friends We're finding answers, we're setting trends I guess that's how the story ends
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