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Correct Merry Frickin Christmas Lyrics
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Correct Merry Frickin Christmas
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School's out, Christmas break. Home for the holidays, meatloaf and fruit cake. Off to Grandma's, it's so boring. Screaming kids, and grandpa snoring! My aunt Margret's lost her mind! Trippin on a train set, have another box of wine!!! It's gonna be a merry, merry, merry frickin christmas! I must be on Sana Clause's Shit List! The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss. Shoot, me now, I'm sick of all my relitives! (relitives, relitives!) Have a merry, merry, merry frickin christmas! Uncle Richard, He's a weirdo Passing out pictures of himself in a speedo! My cousin Ashly, her singing realy sucks! Blames it on her drummer and her acid reflex!! My brothers wife is realy hot! She pulled me in the bathroom, I hope we don't get cought!! Its gonna be a merry, merry, merry frickin Christmas! I must be on Santa Clause's Shit List!! The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss! Shoot, me now! I'm sick of all my relitives!! (relitives, relitives!) Have a merry, merry, merry frickin Christmas!! We haven't even opened our presents yet, Now it's time to start.... I'll fake a smile, 'cause it's going back to Walmart.... (sweetie, are you ok in there?) (ohhh...) Its gonna be a merry, merry, frickin Christmas! I must be on Santa Clause's Shit List!! Shoot, me now! I'm sick of all my relitives!! (relitives, relitives!) Have a merry, merry, merry frickin Christmas!!\ Merry frickin Christmas!!! (I'm Santa W. Clause, and I approve this message!!)
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