top 100
·
top new
·
updates
·
submit lyrics
#
A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
W
X
Y
Z
Correct Craig Lyrics
Lyrics
►
Artists: S
►
Stephen Lynch
►
Correct Craig
Artist:
Song:
Comment:
Lyrics:
Craig - Stephen Lynch [00: 14]Everyone knows Jesus, [00: 17]The guy who healed the lame. [00: 21]Well, I am Jesus' brother, [00: 24]Craig is my name. [00: 31]Jesus is the Prince of Peace. [00: 34]Jesus is the Lamb. [00: 38]Jesus is the Son of God, [00: 41]But Craig don't give a damn. [00: 46]Because when Craig's in sight, [00: 48]We'll party all damn night. [00: 50]I don't turn water into wine, [00: 51]But into cold Coors Light. [00: 53]I'm not my brother, I know, [00: 55]Don't walk on H2o, [00: 56]But I got hydroponic shit that me and Judas grow. [01: 01]I'm fuckin Craig. [01: 04]I'm fuckin Craig. [01: 07]I'm fuckin Craig. [01: 11]Craig Christ. [01: 19]I hang out with Lepors, [01: 22]Barabbas, and Solemay. [01: 26]Jesus' friends are called Apostles. [01: 29]Those dudes are totally gay. [01: 33]Jesus performs miracles, [01: 36]From Galilee to Rome. [01: 40]But it would be a miracle, [01: 43]If he brought a fuckin lady home. [01: 48]Because while Jesus is prayin, [01: 50]Fuckin Craig is layin, [01: 52]Every lady in the Testament, [01: 54]You know what I'm sayin'? [01: 55]I won't die for your sin, [01: 57]Like my famous kin. [01: 58]But if you've got a little sister, [02: 00]Then there's room at this inn. [02: 02]I'm fuckin Craig. [02: 05]I'm fuckin Craig. [02: 09]I'm fuckin Craig. [02: 12]Craig Christ. [02: 20]Jesus was our mothers fave, [02: 24]All her love to him she gave. [02: 27]But there's no sibling rivalry, [02: 30]When he's nailed to that tree. [02: 34]Yeah. [02: 37]And now the question for you, [02: 38]Is not "What Would Jesus Do?" [02: 40]But where will you be, [02: 41]When the Craig Machine comes partyin' through? [02: 44]And if the Lord will allow, [02: 45]You've got to ask yourself how, [02: 47]And who and why and when and where is your messiah now? [02: 50]It's fuckin Craig. [02: 53]Fuckin Craig. [02: 57]Fuckin Craig. [03: 00]I'm fuckin Craig. [03: 04]Craig Christ. [03: 07]Craig Christ. [03: 11]Craig Christ. [03: 14]I'm fuckin Craig.
add rows