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Correct Mixer At Delta Chi Lyrics
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Stephen Lynch
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Correct Mixer At Delta Chi
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It's College time again September's almost here Hanging with freshmen girls Frat party kegs of beer I see a girl I'm wanting Mixer at delta chi We take some oxycontin Dave matthew gettin' high And then as I undress her And start my stimulus She says but wait professor This wasn't on the syllabus I'm the bad professor I'm the bad professor A tenured titty caresser I'm a bad, bad man Tutor her at my apartment Turns into a slow dance Hey baby, what's your minor I've got your major in my pants I've got your student body She wants a better grade I say if you roll over I'll throw in financial aid I hope you've boned up for your midterm If you want, I can help you cram Don't give a shit about the essay So let's skip it and get to the oral exam I'm a bad professor That's a blow job reference I'm a bad professor Your money's on the dresser I'm a bad, bad man
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