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Correct Halitosis Lyrics
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Correct Halitosis
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{*a parody of 2Pac's song "California Love"*} Halitosis Hurts everybody Your halitosis Is ungodly It's amazing how bad you smell It's amazing I'm still alive It's amazing what you smell like No you're not very well liked Now I know what Hell's like Now let me introduce the brother with the wild wild breath His face is untouchable like grandmother's breasts The smell hits your nose hard, then you hit the floor You're out cold for a week and for a month you'll be sore He's only got three teeth and they all are rotten A state of emergency is what he's gotten Forgotten how to brush his last three teeth Lean green infected dental roots underneath A few years ago he moved to the town where I am And then all our pets started dyin' I couldn't believe the smell that came from his jaw Bloody mess, lookin' like he chewed on a chainsaw The smell reaches clear from Alaska to New York He's gotta grind his food and then eat it off a spork Uh, pull his finger, it smells the same way Strong enough to sink Californ-i-a Halitosis Hurts everybody Your halitosis Is ungodly It's amazing your jaw is attached It's amazing your house still stands It's amazing how bad it's gotten Your mouth is rotten, it keeps on rottin' Brush, brush 'em baby Brush brush your teeth For the love of God Go brush your teeth Now what comes out of homie's mouth has really got me cryin' Soon as he comes in the room you see some people dyin' He's got that musty, lover-losin', hygiene resistant Breath that smells like a dead cow He really doesn't give a damn of what the people think though Yesterday he got a government fine ([Spice]yeah, I know) He never ate a certs or even chewed on bubble-gum Flosses after meals but the string cuts through his gums Been on TV programs world wide From the Oprah Winfrey show to Live at Five I think his breath is gettin' worse now, it's opaque To get through it you may have to use a snow plow He's a disgrace, so give me that bomb from the base I'm gonna blow that ugly smile off his face I think I need back up, 'cause the smell is comin' back up I grab a suitcase and I pack up, get me out! Halitosis Hurts everybody Halitosis Is ungodly It's amazing that you can breathe It's amazing your tongue still works It's amazing what color your breath is He thinks it's precious But look how my flesh is Brush, brush 'em baby Brush brush your teeth For the love of God Go brush your teeth
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