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Correct Toothpick Spliffs Lyrics
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Smokein' and drinkin' and smokein' and drinkin' Smokein' and drinkin' and smokein' and drinkin' What were we, what were we, what were we thinkin'? Smokein' and smokein' and smokein' and drinkin'! I don't smoke blunts 'Cause I'm frugal with my dookie I hock a loogie, spit it out Then hit the hoochie I'm on bud like Hux comma Rudy It's my duty to get loopy On the Buddha like it's bootie I smoke fields I cold cock craps I smoke peels Smoke Robe cough drops I smoke if it's green I smoke Monopoly homes It spices up my life When the monotony drones I smoke bags Smoke bails Smoke 'till I see trails Only time I put it down Is when I see a female Just a minor detail That will usualy pass I'll hit that ass Hit that glass packed Right with the grass I smoke Greedo I smoke Kermit I smoke the weed 'Til it makes me vermit I vote third party That's code for get high Pass the Yoshi To the left hand side Smokey doesn't like me 'Cause I burn up his trees I smoke more sesame seeds Than I was Mayor McCheese I'm just a cancer ridden MC Seekin' pain relief Pass the marijuana Hit it, hold in, release Smokein' and drinkin' and smokein' and drinkin' Smokein' and drinkin' and smokein' and drinkin' What were we, what were we, what were we thinkin'? Smokein' and smokein' and smokein' and drinkin'! I'll scrape your bong Steal roaches from your ashtray I'll rent nice dreams I'll rent Half Baked I'll eat a box of Frosted Flakes Because they taste great Only leads to cat naps Doesn't lead to date rape Light the incense Turn on the blacklight Steady stressin' Let's get stoned like stalactites Break it out, break it up Pack it the bag pipes Get on the PC And play a little Half-Life I hit the Apple And ended up at Applebee's Went to Wendy's Went to Denny's Went to Mickey D's I went to Crystal Went to Castle Went where I pleased Ate more meat and cheese Than Mr. Dom Delouise I slept all day And I got nothing accomplished Just being honest I get paranoid and nautious I get obnoxious It's not comin' at a constant It's a pipe Not a pulpit Pass it on Or get accosted Smokein' and drinkin' and smokein' and drinkin' Smokein' and drinkin' and smokein' and drinkin' What were we, what were we, what were we thinkin'? Smokein' and smokein' and smokein' and drinkin'!
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