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Correct Colostomy Grab-Bag Lyrics
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Correct Colostomy Grab-Bag
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She walks around in her robe To hide her bag of shit Colostomy bag, reeks of crud Embedded in her hip Screaming at the bitch She took my parking spot I caught a whif of colostomy And took off bown the block Almost one month later I saw her in the park Perfect time for revenge It was after dark Hiding in the bushes As she's walking by Jumping out on the path I piss into her eye Blinded with urea Stupid smelly bag I took my hands with all my might And squeezed her colostomy bag She spun around about ten times Until she heaved up brown Leaving her all embarrassed In a putrib mound
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