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Correct D & D Lyrics
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Correct D & D
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I got my twelve sided die and I'm ready to roll with a wizard and my goblin crew, My friends are comin over to my moms basement bringin funyuns and the mountain dew, I got a big broad sword made out of cardboard and that stereo's a-pumpin zeppelin, Its that time of the night we turn on the black light let the dungeons and the dragons begin, It's d&d! Fighting with the legends of yore. It's d&d! Never kissed lady before (nope). Now the lord of the rings the dark crystal and things, We use these as a reference tool, And when we put on our cloaks and tell warlock jokes we're the coolest kids in the school... No we're not I know Now tiche's a real bastard but a fair dungeon master, He's got hit points and charisma to lend, I rehearse in my room or what I call the dragons tomb when I'm not I'm with my girlfriend, Its d&d... Wait... Youve got a girlfriend? Yeah. Yeah... No. Its d&d! Warriors that terrify. Its d&d! Virgins til the day we... 1, 2, 3, 4! Die!
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