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Correct And Now For Something Completely Different Lyrics
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Correct And Now For Something Completely Different
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"And now for something completely different" Hey!, Fuck you we crush crews the oar way I'm, Sicker then using period blood for war paint Fans rush the stage, Then half these ladies Got fucked, Got dressed, And left with bastard babies (Dada) These days, I never chase women. 'Cause that's like playing rock paper sisscors, Limbless. No use, And that's an easy mistake. I treat a rapper like a habbit, Both easy to break. I say, take one look, Your dealing with a heavy weight Suffas got a bed, But I gotta bitch in every state. Strap the latex, I'm the pin prick between safe sex And having to take and aids test. I can say CDub is holding them back. The only thing holding them back is being overly whack Hey!, Messing with the oars of funk You get get crushed like you gave big pun the top bunk So shut the fuck up, Funkoars pound the stage until the floor breaks So get the fuck out, We drink the rum until its out them barrels So what the fucks up, To my crew in the front row, We ain't never gunna fall off Fuck no!, Fuck no!, Fuck no!, Fuck no!, Fuck no!, Fuck that! I'm coming in anononomously, I'm an monogamysy Get off the top and their leaving with their novelty Honestly, Go no property That's a problem for someone dumb enough watch ya company Fucking me don't mean loving me, Fuck it! I don't want no bun in the oven so face fuck em Say she love it, But she makes her weight to the bucket Chuck it, and I ain't the greatest or nothing But she's on her fucking knees like she's praying or something. Ain't in the door, rushing gatecrashing the floor It's nothing but oars and their mates and they may take it all Praise the lord, For the drunks and the town drunks With the town slut, Doing the in and out when they found us Or see me kicking it drinking with village idiots Screaming their innocent while spewing up bile into em. Or getting violent and swinging nine irons At bystanders and fans at random on the land so Shut the fuck up, Funkoars pound the stage until the floor breaks So get the fuck out, We drink the rum until its out them barrels So what the fucks up, To my crew in the front row, We ain't never gunna fall off Fuck no!, Fuck no!, Fuck no!, Fuck no!, Fuck no!, Fuck that! Check it out, Now I'mma tell you what the oars about We About to milk this scene dry and take the carcass to the slaughter house Shit you ain't thought about the crew cats talk about On stage in your city until the mic cords start shorting out Turn the heat up, Semi x turn the beat up Flux fresh on the scratch like a car that's just been keyed up And you need more than luck if your ripping honz The punch lines that I deliver hit harder then Whitney was Work a shitty job, 5 days and 50 bob And after debt collectors I got just enough to get written off My crew the dirtiest Funkoars you heard of us Second album down, By now you know our purpose is To take this scene over, Who the fucks going to stop us When half the cats that enter battles these days are fucking soft cocks We get you open like a fresh beer So ahead of our time, we the number one crew of next year So shut the fuck up, Funkoars pound the stage until the floor breaks So get the fuck out, We drink the rum until its out them barrels So what the fucks up, To my crew in the front row, We ain't never gunna fall off Fuck no!, Fuck no!, Fuck no!, Fuck no!, Fuck no!, Fuck that!
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