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# A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

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Oh Baby, baby

Have you seen Casey? 
Has anyone seen Casey? 
Where's my baby daddy? 
Is he at the Walmart?

My name is Jamie Lynn, y'all 
The little sister you know 
I sinned a bit and now it's like 
I'm in that movie Juno

I'm the innocent Spears 
Always kind of lovin' 
You probably wonder how 
Got a bun up in the oven

So the least I can do 
Is pass my knowledge to you 
An anatomical review 
With a twist that's new 
There's a whole mess of parts 
And now I'm gonna list' em 
Come on we're gonna learn about 
The reproduction system

Mommy, mommy, mommy 
Where the babies come from? 
Do they fall from the moon? 
Or fly out from the sun? 
Are they dropped by the stork? 
Do they pop out your bum? 
Mommy, mommy, mommy 
Where the babies come from?

You got the glands up in you 
I got the glands up in me 
You got your wiener, your vageener and your ovary 
There's a epidermis down 
In your scrotum sack 
And if your hymen is gone 
It ain't coming back

There's your ova, your vulva 
Your Fallopian tubes 
My A cup's now a D cup 
Y'all just look at my boobs
If you see a mamacita 
And you really want to meet her 
Tell the señorita 
That she has a sweet ureter

Mommy, mommy, mommy where the babies come from?

Ureter, urethra 
Your rotor and your rooter 
There's a thing above your peter 
Connects your whizzer to your pooper 
It's the prostate 
It's like a pipeline 
It's got an itty bitty clock 
That makes you pee on time

Mommy, mommy, mommy 
Where the babies come from? 
Do they fall from the moon? 
Or fly out from the sun? 
Are they dropped by the stork? 
Do they pop out your bum? 
Mommy, mommy, mommy 
Where the babies come from?

When a man and a lady 
Start havin' a fling 
Mr. Sperm and his posse 
Start doin' their thing 
He's blind as a bat 
And he can't hear a sound 
Outta the sack on the track 
He gets uterus bound 
If he makes it undetected 
And the canal is unprotected 
He'll rush to get connected 
To the egg that's been selected

Then they'll fertilize 
And right before your eyes 
A little fetus puddle jumper 
Will materialize 
It could be a boy 
It could be a girl 
It's got something to do 
With chromosomes 
So if there's penetration 
And it's after ovulation 
A little implantation 
Can cause 9 months of gestation

Mommy, mommy, mommy 
Where the babies come from? 
Do they fall from the moon? 
Or fly out from the sun? 
Are they dropped by the stork? 
Do they pop out your bum? 
Mommy, mommy, mommy 
Where the babies come from?

Momma and poppa said I'd be 
The next Hanna Montana 
Now I'm poppin' out a rug rat 
In bum-f Louisiana

Not that innocent

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