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Correct Klan Kookout Lyrics
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Grab a seat have something to eat Help yourself its alright If you want a beer they're over here But we only have Coors light Try a chip with my homemade dip The stuff is out of sight Right before bed we'll shave your head Glad to see you dressed in white 'Cause it's a Klan KooKout Klan KooKout Klan KooKout Klan KooKout Here's my wife/sister She brightens up my day She went away and I missed her 'cause my mom's a lousy lay Don't hang with foreign fellows It'll only be your loss Stay here and roast marshmallows, By the burning cross At the Klan Kookout Klan Kookout Dans on lookout At the Klan Kookout And if you're black Don't wanna see your face They're like high school track It's just a stupid race We got a plan Kill all the Jews Are you a Mexican 'cause you seem confused? Senor...que? que? que? (kkk) It's a klan kookout Klan kookout Mein kampf? man, check that book out At the klan kookout All men are created equal, man that shit get's me pissed Here's an idea for a sequel, someone loses Schindler's List I cook I clean, 'cause I'm the hooded host And on Halloween, I dress as a...slaveowner! We hate hispanics Hence the twenty foot walls And all you goddamn dirty Catholics Can cath-o-lick my balls Ethnics give off weird aromas And I cant understand Why we need high school diplomas With the bible in hand! At the klan kookout Klan kookout Klan kookout Klan kookout
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