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Correct Harsh Times In Umberstone Covert Lyrics
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Correct Harsh Times In Umberstone Covert
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[Verse 1] Geraldine, Geraldine, it’s just a selling plate; nobody cares Don’t be so self-conscious, what became of the carefree you? The one who would whistle to Throbbing Gristle through Harsh times in Umberstone Covert. Scoffing at the notion of a shoulder to cry on, the very thought of a rock to rely on Astonishing therefore to look at you now, bitter at the gall, reaching for the mainland. [Chorus] I will mend you, and I will tend to you Take it as read with a needle and thread When you’re falling apart at the seams I will make that stich in time. [Verse 2] C-c-c-cavalcades, accolades, giddy escapades, do you recall Cheap mischief most Tuesday’s – Emma Rollahead avoids you still Sour faced she picked out the gherkins, saw Christ in Dorothy Perkins Oh Geraldine, we were so laissez-faire, every other day was a non-sequitur. Hadron Collider, who’s there? Knock knock [Chorus] I’ll repair you, be right there for you At the end of the bed, reupholstering your head When events are unfolding inside I’m on hand to cast your mind. [Outro] Geraldine, Geraldine, Geraldine Geraldine, Geraldine, Geraldine Your problems – I’ll treat them as mine Tomorrow morning everything will be fine Jean Greenhowe shall grant us a pardon We’ll eat Battenberg and stare at the garden Geraldine, Geraldine, Geraldine Geraldine, Geraldine, oh Geraldine Geraldine, oh Geraldine.
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