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Correct Senior Moments Lyrics
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Correct Senior Moments
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It starts out with a look of wonder written on my face Followed by a fear of something being out of place With searchin' eyes I look around for something I can't find Wondering just what it was that ever crossed my mind Senior moments brain farts I try hard to remember, but the process Never starts Yeah, starin' into space for me is usually how it starts, senior moments Brain farts Well, I was standin' in the kitchen, I'd just opened up the 'fridge And stood there for the longest moment puzzlin' why I did I couldn't think of one good reason, so I finally shut the door And wondered what I put in there and did I want some more? Senior moments brain farts I try hard to remember, but the process Never starts Yeah, it might have been ice cream or those blueberry tarts, senior moments Brain farts Well, it happened at a Wal-Mart store, can't remember where or when But I stood there like a zombie wonderin' why I'd just walked in The greeter said, 'Hello sir, what would you like to see But I had a senior moment, so they tried to hire me Senior moments brain farts I try hard to remember, but the process Never starts I guess I looked bewildered standing there among the carts, senior moments Brain farts So, I told my doctor my short memory cells were on the blink And asked if he could fix 'em, he said, 'Maybe, let me think Then he asked how long I'd had this problem, was it old or new? I looked at him and said, What problem and who the hell are you Senior moments brain farts I try hard to remember, but the process Never starts I get 'em by the dozen, doc, sometimes they're off the chart, senior Moments brain farts So, I stopped in at the pharmacy to look for something new To try to fix this memory thing and my E. D. Problem too But, I got my Rogaine and Viagra pills mixed up back at home I had hair growin' real thick but it was way too stiff to comb Senior moments brain farts I try hard to remember, but the process Never starts Yeah, mixin' up those medicines ain't really very smart, senior moments Brain farts
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