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Correct Lactose Intolerance Blues Lyrics
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Phil Drane
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Correct Lactose Intolerance Blues
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When you're down in t'dumps (in the mouth), don't feel at your best, Your 'go' has got up and gone If your mojo's not worked, for a fortneet (fortnight) or more, Here's a clue as to what's going on. When you're blown up with gas, got the cramps or the runs, You feel woozy way down to your shoes, When you've got bad breath and nausea, it's simply because You've got the Lactose Intolerance Blues. Now listen It's not something cholic, it's just metabolic, Your lactase is painfully low It can't break down glucose or suck up your sucrose And your enzymes don't cut it no mo' It's a human botrytis, like gastro-enteritis Do parasites hold all the clues Is campylobacter a critical factor Of the Lactose Intolerance Blues. Yeah. So take care and be wary, avoid milk and dairy, You'll no more be a pariah Those embarrassing slurps, inelegant burps And your flatulence will simply expire Your friends will adore you, no longer ignore you They'll all be thrilled with the news, No more dextrose averse, you've battled the curse And beat the Lactose Intolerance Blues. Leave out the dairy The Lactose Intolerance Blues. Oh yeah.
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