Girls are cute, they rarely poot
And they have wet vaginas
When i was in school, i wasn't cool
Kids thought i was too conflicted
So I thought that a girl would rock my world
If i was a rock n' roll singer
I guess i was wrong, it wasn't too long
Till i learned to DRUG THEM and RAPE THEM
Fake glasses, good vision, indie pop here i come,
NOW I'M GONNA GET LAID! last call, for rufenol
So i traded my skirt for a flowerdy shirt and hip huggin dickies
Got a get-up kids patch for my one strap pack,
And some frivolous glasses
The girls will jump up and down to the power pop sound
And think that I am romantic
When I'm done w/ the show, everyone will know,
That I'm surely gonna get some, sweet pussy!
Oooh eeeeh ooh I look just like River's Cuomo!
Is this a satire?
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