Hum ha hum hum, hum ha hum ha hum ha hum ha (etc)
Oh pick up the phone, pick up the phone
I'm waiting, argh, hello, pick up the phone
I ring and ring but can't get through
What's a girl supposed to do
My telephone boy
I dial and dial but get that tone
I wish that he'd get off the phone
My telephone boy
(*)
So I call the operator - he says to try him later
My telephone boy
I think that it's such an outrage
That he is always engaged
My telephone boy
[Chorus:]
Telephone boy, telephone boy, telephone boy
He's my telephone boy
La la la la la la (repeat x4)
So I try your mobile phone
The message says try you at home
My telephone boy
And when I finally get through
I get a machine instead of you
My telephone boy
(repeat *)
He tells me to call but it's always engaged
I've tried and I've tried and I still can't get through
Oh get off the phone
I'm waiting
Get off the phone, get off the phone
(repeat chorus to fade)