Hey, hey, hey
Look at me now
I`m unrecognizable
My trademark frown has grown
Into the strangest easy smile
Oh, my, my,
Where did I go wrong?
Ask all my drunken friends

"who`s going to carry us home?
Who`s going to drink `till the morning?
Who`s going to carry us home?
Love ruined everything"

As the ladies line their eyes
And the gents make their excuses
And the talk is going cheap
I`ll be smiling in my sleep

Hey, hey, hey,
Look at her now
She`s the life of the party
Oh, my, my,
Where did she go wrong?
Ask all my drunken friends

"who`s going to carry us home?
Who`s going to drink `till the morning?
Who`s going to carry us home?
Love ruined everything"