Get the f*** out of here, I'm LL Cool Soakin' wet with bad b****es in the indoor pool
Yo what am I, an animal? 'cause I bagged your's too One bad mooley, and you can get pants, schooly I'm the G.O.A.T., what I wrote cause fire and smoke
Think I started on the choir singin' solo for the pope Tell your mama please, get up off her knees You can't wear yellow spandex wit a a** of cottage cheese Open toed shoes, feet smell like collard greens
Toes *Kriss Krossed* like she on J. Dupris' team Button your sittin' up like beach balls in the sand plus A mouth full of rotten teeth with a dildo in her hand Who the f*** let you in, all my a**istants are fired
Now I'm lookin for some washed up rapper that I can hire You know some old school n**** wit a bit of attitude Pay him $1500 to f*** a girl in an interlude You say I'm souped up, well, soup is good food
So what I scratch my nuts, how the f*** is that wrong For so glowin', afro pickin' S-curl hatin', Jamaican rum sippin'
Kid I'll burp on your girl buttcheeks The honey had my nuts like two red beets I'm banannas, out of my f***in mind they won't let me back in 'Cause I was down before the hype like Dusty Rhodes and Bob Backlund
Bruno Samartino, Stan Staziak Now The Rock and Stone Cold are my favorite maniacs The top rooster pluckin, chickens when I'm cluckin WWF stands for When and Where we F***in
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo I'm like Menace II Society I roll through the drive through like Kane Jack you for the cheeseburgers and chicken wings, and datins too See my boys down the ride crack patience too
Bricks, walk around, snorkel down Maccaroni and cheese Timbs broke out the orphan house Transportin out, the poison in 'em Box 'em up in the aisle with the frozen dinners
And them n****s that ran... My goal's to get 'em With the heat seekin' flow wit, for antennas Doc's Da Name, that's why y'all f*** wit me
I'm pocket change, the bums don't f*** with D Objective in 'em, Carlo inspection sticker Check the pen, I write like a X was in 'em Teeth grittin', I brawl wit a major league mitten
Where the stash at Yo, yo, punk, M takin' me wit him Fuhgidabowdit Yo, Fuhgidabowdit Ayo n****, Fuhgidabowdit Yo, yo, yo, Fuhgidabowdit Yo dog, Fuhgidabowdit Yo you heard, Fuhgidabowdit Ayo you hear me, Fuhgidabowdit Yo n****, Fuhgidabowdit
Yo, this be the Cool J function, music get my blood pumpin' Down for whatever, which usually means I'm up to somethin' Who owe me somethin, them n****s in the back frontin They rockin cuffs and, put the eight up, rappercussion
You know my name, so there's no need for introduction I'm Mr. Done it all, so none of y'all can do me nothing B**** I'm grown, puffin on that one and bone Bet me and Queen Bee be swingin' til the honey come
Backs get blown, trash get thrown In headlocks, from this view, I'm f***in Star Jones I'm red hot just like candy, in '95 won the Grammy
Yo, he use it as an ashtray now N****s can't stand or understand me, yeah Either or, funky headhunter wild comanchees wit s***ty draws What's that s***, what s***, that s*** on your lip I can't smoke wit ya kid, but I'll save ya the clip...
Fuhgidabowdit Ayo n****, Fuhgidabowdit Yo, what the f***, Fuhgidabowdit Yo, Fuhgidabowdit Uh, Fuhgidabowdit Ayo dog, Fuhgidabowdit [DMX growl] B****es can't stand me, Fuhgidabowdit [DMX growl] Still pullin out pennies, Fuhgidabowdit [DMX growl]
The s*** I see every day brings tears to my eyes How I holla at my n****s brings ears to my cries Stick n****s for not knowin', then teach 'em somethin' B**** n****s talkin' bout you from the streets you frontin'
I never liked you, and you, I don't know So what the f*** you think is 'sposed to happen, we gon go Mono on mono, whatever n****, I'm gon dust you If you can't pick that afro, I'm gon bust you
Walkin' like you was a lil n**** 'cause you is And don't forget that daddy's gonna always love his kids Crackin' n****s got the nerve to wonder why I rob, why You guys will live while everybody else'll starve
That pretty s*** is played, f*** what your name hold Break a n**** off somethin', watch a n**** gain for Now you layin' somewhere cold, stiff as s*** And all that riffin' s***, mens will get you hit, b****