Oh ho haha ho ho haha ho ho ho He came into this world as a muppet Look into these eyes, you'll see that they are googley Big bird in his nest and oscar in his can Ernie is a guy, that lives with another man HEY Kermit's on the scene, you know it ain't easy bein' green but I did it all for the cookie MMM the cookie MMM the cookie MMM And you can take that cookie and stick it in my yum stick it in my yum Did it take so long why did we wait so long to give me cookie? hmmm? Me got me cookie in my fur It is blue, make me purr Me so hungry Does elmo have me cookie? Does gordon have me cookie? Who has got me cookie? Me just a sucker, with chocolate chip in my throat Made a mistake, i should give them a break My heart'll ache, eat a cookie 'cause I did it all for the cookie MMM the cookie MMM the cookie MMM the cookie MMM And I can take that cookie and stick it in my yum Stick it in my yam stick it in my yum BARHLGARRRHLAYHEAMP YHERARMP aRGhh..