Some might get it, some may not
Some might say that I've got brilliant stories to tell
Nevermind they're real or fake
I love to tell a novel about me on a boat
Spending time with topless chicks
And having a couple drinks with osama and don king
I relate to places that I've never seen before
Describing things that I don't even know
I'm a stuntman, I'm a thief
I'm whatever you would like me to be, so my friend
Try to smoke my cigarette
It's easy to make the girls fall in love
Whisper them a story about me and a shark
And how we got engaged when I fell down from that wave
I've got a second name I never told anyone
4 are the letters, it's spelled L. I. A. And are.
Liar
That's what I am
But I don't really mind at all
My point of view is far from you
You're my audience, I'm the show
Please don't turn away back home, I've got another lie:
For a year I've been a spy (der)
Taking off if you know what I mean
I'm all right in a hall of fame
I'm never gonna tell
What a jerk I really am
The main reason why I do all this shit
Is to get to another truth
You won't be able to dispute
I love to tell a novel about when I was young
Robbing banks with a gun
So 1, 2, 3
Will someone set me free
... But I don't know who I am