He said I let his dog out of the yard
And kicked a big ‘ol hole in his guitar
I lost my mind, I lost my cool
Parked his Camaro in the pool
Well all of that is true,
But I bet he didn’t tell you
My side of his story
They’re things that he left out
Details I’m sure he forgot to talk about
Didn’t quite go down that way
Believe me I aint tryin’ to say
That he lied, just givin’ ya my side of his story
He didn’t say a word about that tramp
With the push up bra and streaky spray on tan
The kind that looks good in the dark
In the corner of some cougar bar
Well that ain’t the half of it
I’m only getting’ started with
My side of his story
They’re things that he left out
Details I’m sure he forgot to talk about
Didn’t get the play by play
Believe me I aint tryin’ to say
That he lied, just givin’ ya my side of his story
Yea as far as I’m concerned
He’s a no good two time cheatin’ jerk
Who got what he deserved
And it's time you’ve finally heard
My side of his story
They’re things that he left out
Details I’m sure he forgot to talk about
Didn’t get the play by play
Believe me I aint tryin’ to say
That he lied, just givin’ ya my side of his story
My side of his story
My side of his story