She broke up with me two days later I think she met
Her don juan in italy she has a new man I have a new
Mustache now all my friends are gonna call me
Mountain man and everyone will think that I'm a
Stupid drifter to walk the earth alone i'll never
Shave again on the night she left me facial hair grew
Miraculously I dressed in black like johnny cash and
Grew this beard of shame I've heard it said she looks
A lot like sherilyn fenn and sometimes I'm mistaken
For billy gibbons I may appear wise but I'm an idiot
It's over she left me and she will soon forget me she
Found out I was lame I grew a beard of shame come
All be faithful joyful and triumphant I am a new man
I have a beard of shame
