Funniest thing that I've ever seen
Is you play on our softball team
God, we're so cool
Going to games to support my friends
Cause back in those days we was true to the end
God, we're so cool
Oh look, there's Brandon again!
I can't believe we used to be friends
(Seriously... What's up with that guy?
I heard he cummed on a black guys face?)
I played foursquare all the time
(Yeah, bitch, back when I was nine!)
God, we're so fucking cool