You couldn't do it in person
You had to text message break up
You fuck up
Oh my god I wanna throw up
You couldn't even spell break right!
B-r-a-k-e?
That's in your car dummy!
And I'm not gonna take this disgrace
I'll be like mace in you face on my space
Just you wait till you read the shit
On you I'm gonna blog about
You like text so much?
How much you like it now?
You can't text message break up! (x3)
After 2 years?
You can't text message break up! (x3)
Get a clue
I'll Go Alanis Morissette on you
I'm gonna blog and text and post and hoax
Podcast your bastard ass from coast to coast
My ex bf is a cyber space coward
And he plays with his asshole in the shower
I gonna tell all my girlfriends how bad the sex was
I'm pissed like president bush
Would be in a gay parade in Texas
I gonna spit until you shit
If you don't like it you can lick my fucking clit
For once
You can't text message break up!
Oh my god!
You can't text message break up!
I mean we got a dog!
You can't text message break up!
You still owe me 1, 200 dollars shit bag!
You can't text message break up!
String up a stag!
You can't text message break up!
I want all my stuff back!
You can't text message break up!
Get a clue
No just let the clues be lost
Fuck you dick
I can't believe he did that
What a fucking douche bag why can't he figure it out
What a loser I mean Jesus
If you ever did that on the phone I would
What? are you kidding me?
You're never gonna get laid in this town again you loser!
You're an ass
Go fuck yourself you piece of shit
I can't believe that crap
I'm gonna send that guy a douche bag in the mail
I'm gonna use the same weapon against you
Cause I can type too
Ex bf forever dick
You're my ex bf forever dick
