I**fell in love in the portapotty line In
the parking lot of some show She
was dancing round clutchin herself She
was waitin for her turn to go Her**
dreadlocks swung down Like
shiny golden chains And
she looked to be strong and brave My
nose was filled with a bouqet of patchouli oil It
looked like she had never shaved I
knew right away that I was in love And
she was the one for me I
could not tell if she felt the same way But
I know that she had to pee The
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sunlight shone bright threw that sundress she wore And
reflected off the ring in her nose Her
ankle bells jingled as she danced around I'm
so proud of the line that I chose Then
all of the sudden she could not take it no more On
that portapotty she wailed and she banged As
she started tiltin it back and forth Well
I, just raised my head and I sang That
**
pretty little vacant sign showed her face And
she blew right in like Peter Pan I
wanted to be there when she was done So
I went and I peed behind a van Well
I did not realize just how much had been drunk I
stood there for the length of the song Well
I zipped up Went
back to that portapotty But
my sweet little lover was gone She
**
**
was dancin round clutchin herself She
was waiting for her turn to go
