Emily...

Were all alone on the stage tonight.
Weve been told were not afraid of you.
We know all our lines so well, uh-huh.
Weve said them so many times:
Time and time again,
Line and line again.

Ooh, yeah, you're amazing!
We think you're incredible.
You say were fantastic,
But still we don't head the bill.

Wow! wow! wow! wow! wow! wow! unbelievable!
Wow! wow! wow! wow! wow! wow! unbelievable!

When the actor reaches his death,
You know it's not for real. he just holds his breath.
But he always dives too soon, too fast to save himself.

Hell never make the screen.
Hell never make the sweeney,
Be that movie queen.
Hes too busy hitting the vaseline.

Ooh, yeah, you're amazing!
We think you are really cool.
Wed give you a part, my love,
But you'd have to play the fool.

Wow! wow! wow! wow! wow! wow! unbelievable!
Wow! wow! wow! wow! wow! wow! unbelievable!

Were all alone on the stage tonight.
Were all alone,
On the stage,
Tonight.