Now beat that And your mothers saying "go to college" So you finish college and its wonderful You feel so good And after all the partying and crazing And don't forget about that drug habit you picked up at school being around your peers Hey now you'll get that 25 thou, job a year and You'll spend all your money on crack cocaine, but it'll be you're your money No more borrowing money from mom for my high So now you get you're degree tattooed on your back your so excited about it If you continue to work at the GAP, after several interviews, Oh my god! You'll come in at an entry level position and when you do that If you kiss enough ass, you'll move up to the next level Which is being a secretary's secretary! And boy is that great, you get to take messages for the secretary Who never went to college She's actually the bosses niece, so now your apart of the family You know what college does for you? It makes you really smart man All you kids want to talk in the back of the class not me, I listened, ok I was a hall monitor, This was meant to be, You know how many classes I took, extra classes extra classes No I've never had sex but you know what, my degree keeps me satisfied When a lady walks to me says "hey you know what's sexy?" I say "no, I don't know what it is, But I bet I can add up all the change in your purse really fast".