I can run a hundred miles without stopping for rest
I can stay underwater for five minutes on a single breath
When I focus my mind I always reach my goal
But there's one thing I cannot control

I come too fast, I come too faaaast
A couple of strokes and my erection is a
Thing of the past
I come too fast, I come too faaaast
Sometimes it's even game over
Before I take of my pants
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I've read all the articles and I've tried every trick
Thinking of sports or of naked Kathy Bates and about smint
If the girls on top sometimes I'll last a minute or two
But if we doggystyle oh man I'm screwed

I come too fast, I come too faaaast
I carry a spare pair of underwear in case a
Girl sits on my lab
I come too fast, I come too faaaast
I'll swear I'll even shoot my load
If a fly lands on my shaft