If I had wings I'd fly away from here But wherever I land people would think that I was weird They'd be like why do you have wings Did your mom have sex with a bird or something?
If I had one wish I'd wish for a thousand more But that'd probably be against the rules so I'd have to think some more Then I'd wish for all of Superman's powers To fly around and see all good looking girls taking showers.
If I ruled it'd probably fall apart Because I'm not a very organized person and I'm not really all that smart I'd just sit around smoking weed all day Thinking who the hell put me in charge here anyway?
If I could ask God one question I'd ask him the meaning of life And he'd probably answer I could tell you but then I'm gonna have to kill you And I'd say "Never mind, I'm not that curious So please don't tell me and please don't kill me."
If I had a million dollars how would I spend it? I'd think giving it to the poor but then I'd think "Fuck that shit" And I'd go and buy a really expensive pimped out ride And be like "Yo bitch check out the ribs on my ride get in the back seat and I'll fuck you from behind."
If I had wings I'd fly high in the sky But I'd be a weird half-bird guy Regular everyday half-bird guy