I fart
You fart
But it don't compare to this fart
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It stank
It rank
Please tell me bout yo fart tank
Big n round
High loud
Flat n rat

I fart
You fart
But it don't compare to HIS fart
He fart out loud
He take it to da house
How den
LET IT OUT