LornaMista paper, senator pullman he just call.He ask how come ya don need no watahNormanDon’t need water!LornaWell, you let the barge go byHe comin’ to talk to youNormanWho is senator pullman anyway? Why do I have to signal the barge? IrisWelcome to the caribbean, put on a shirt at least.The big enchilada is on his waySenator pullmanMr. norman paperman, I presume? Joinin’ us in kinja for de tourist boom? NormanNorman paperman at your service.Meeting the kingpin, I’m slightly nervousPullmanMr. paperman, I here to be your friendBut there’s just certain rules here we can not bendPaperman how about the water? my cistern’s flat.PullmanWhy sure, I come to take care of datChorusBut you gotta play by kinja rulesForget about da tings you learned in schoolWe use a different box of toolsAnd you gotta play by kinja rulesPullmanNow dis alien ain’t bonded for no gondolierHe’s bonded for gardener-dat why he hereDe chief of immigration a power in dis townChief find out-your hotel close downPapermanHereafter gardening’s all he’ll do I didn’t know, I swear to youPullmanDoan’ hoross yourself, it’s okay misterDe chief of immigration-she’s my sisterChorusBut you gotta play by kinja rulesForget about that civics course you learned in schoolWe ain’t city folks, but we ain’t foolsAnd you gotta play by kinja rulesPullmanStop!PapermanHow about my water? PullmanHold you hosses I come to datLook at da chambermaid, she mighty fatAnd if dat alien have her baby hereDat baby an american, free and clearDe secretary of interior, he gonna raveAnd dat baby on your recordFrom da cradle to da graveYour responsibility-i doan mean maybeDa bottom line sir, dat your babyChorusYou gotta play by kinja rulesForget about da tings you learned in schoolWe use a simple box of toolsAnd you gotta play by kinja rulesPapermanI’ll send her away-but this club’s bone dryPullmanNo problem, lots of watah you can buyPapermanBuy water, senator? That’s your advice? PullmanChief of public works give you a special pricePapermanChief of public worksWho’s he-your brother? PullmanHa ha, not bad she’s lorna’s motherChorusSo you gotta play by kinja rulesForget about da tings you learned in schoolWe use a different box of toolsAnd you gotta play by kinja rulesPapermanSenator, I thank you.Now one thing’s clearI’ve got to hire a kinjan gondolierPullmanNow dat a problem-PapermanWhat’s the reasonPullmanNo unemployment-it’s high seasonCan’t hire no kinjan to wear dis hatPapermanAnd I can’t use an alien? PullmanDon’t ask datPapermanYou’ve been a great help, sir-you’ve got my voteJust tell me-who’s going to row that boat? PullmanYou gotta play by kinja rulesForget about da tings you learned in schoolJust take it easy, play it coolBut be sure toPaperman joins pullmanPlay by kinja rulesExtra chorusYou gotta play by kinja rulesForget about that civics course you learned in schoolGod watches out for drunks and foolsBut forget the ten commandments hereKinja rulesKinja rulesKinja rulesKinja rulesPullmanNorman paperman, I feel you soon adjust to kinja, hahaha
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