Jimmy Buffett I woke up in a strange room That I'd never seen before Weird paintings on the wall And mirrors on the ceiling I bolted for the door.
Looking for my rent-a-car Was the Cordoba blue or red Tryin' to remember where I put the keys Tryin' to remember what I said.
I pushed the fool button My night went haywire I pushed the fool button Set my brain on fire.
Now I was sittin' in the corner of a very laid back bar A little three piece band playin' on the stand Not knowin' what lay in store In a flash a man with a hat and a harmonica stormed the stage The crowd went berserk, the band said, "What a jerk." As he went into a blues rampage.
It was a fool palace Double knit on parade They pushed the fool button As the skinny boy played and played Push it, push it, push it.
I try to make a point of protecting the innocent But none of them can be found I can happen anytime It can happen any place It can happen in your own hometown/
And if you don't believe my words Or think my story's true Get a bottle of rum and an Eskatrol And watch the same thing happen to you.
We'll push the fool button I'll meet you in the bar We'll push the fool button Where everyone's a star.