My Song I Wrote For My Best Friend Wallace Lyrics

(to the tune of your'e just too good to be true's chorus)
I hate you wallace
because you smell of cheese
I hate you wallace
With your dirty knees
I hate you wallace
just believe when I say

Oh ugly wallace
you smell of poo
oh ugly wallace
don't stay with laura magoo*
oh ugly wallace
you smell so bad

(*that's my name)