Son, Well way down in the Okahanachi Swamp; Is where old lady Wiggwamp made Her juu-juu juicy fruit stomp. I went to see her last night, Tripped and fell in right into the Alligator boo-koo-dee-doo-bamp! Put the hammer down, son!
I knew right then and there; I should stayed home. I should never left house, Should just sit polite like, Hands folded in lap!
Son! Well, old lady Wiggy-wamp, A pork-a-pork-achop! Don't stop the pork chop stampy stomp! Son, heh-he! Hee-haw! Give me a cigerette. Please? Nooo! Contempt of court!?! What happened? Awww, man. I should stayed home.