[Lady Beaconsfield]
Lord and lady hare
Fighting over there
Darling, do beware
She's a bitch
[Lord Savage]
Lady aberdare's
Having an affair
With the butler there
Just her niche
[Vicious Party Guests]
Fine party, divine party
A touch tarty, but stinkin' rich
[Lady Beaconsfield]
What a pretty smile
Mrs. Grenville-heath
Pity they are not all her teeth..
[Lord Savage]
Lord devere as well
He's as queer as hell
And bi-sexuelle
Likes to switch
[All]
Dee-licious, and so vicious!
Our one wish is to
Bitch, bitch, bitch!
[Butler]
Lady postlethwaite
[Lady Beaconsfield]
God, she's put on weight!
[Lord Savage]
Gives you more to hate!
[Lady Beaconsfield]
Mean old bitch!
[Butler]
Lady leopold
[Lord Savage]
Looking really old!
[Lady Beaconsfield]
Poor sir leopold
[Lord Savage]
She's a witch!
[All]
Chic people, unique people
And freak people we quickly ditch!
[Butler]
Lady delaware
[Lady Beaconsfield]
Awful color hair!
That's her lover there
With the twitch!
[Butler]
Lord and lady biggs
[Lord Savage]
What a pair of pigs!
Wear each other's wigs!
[Lord Savage and Lady Beaconsfield]
Itch! Itch! Itch!
[All]
June wedding
The bride dreading
The leg-spreading
While london's rich
Come here and
Bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch!
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