Charlie: woooo somebody done been to the Walmart

Cody: Man, this is the stuff I got for Christmas

Charlie: Well you cleaned up, what you get?

Cody: 5 stinky shirts, 4 dirty socks, 3 diecast skoal cars, 2 hand me down shoes, and a box set of "Hey Dude" DVDs.

Charlie: Hey Cody, you got gypped, there's 12 days to Christmas

Cody: I know that I got it covered, look over there in the corner

Charlie: that's yours too?

Cody: yeah, 12 empty cans of Pepsi, 11 wrestling headlocks, 10 rodeo tickets, 9 candy wrappers, 8 dollars in pennies, 7 rotten tomatoes, 6 empty cereal boxes, 5 stinky shirts, 4 dirty socks, 3 diecast skoal cars, 2 hand me down shoes, and a box set of "Hey Dude" DVDs

Charlie: Man these ain't normal Christmas Presents

Cody: Nah, they're Cody's gifts

Charlie: Cody's gifts?

Cody: Yeah you know like if you buy your own
hammer that's driving home a nail, or if you can make the entire meal with some pudding.

Perhaps if you think Laura Petrie is something you knock off a TV show, or if you've ever misspelled something in Christmas lights, or if you leave root beer and koshered pickles for Santa Claus

Charlie: What's wrong with that?

Cody: I didn't say anything wrong with it, it's hard to beat.

12 empty cans of Pepsi, 11 wrestling headlocks, 10 rodeo tickets, 9 candy wrappers, 8 dollars in pennies, 7 rotten tomatoes, 6 empty cereal boxes, 5 stinky shirts, 4 dirty socks, 3 diecast skoal cars, 2 hand me down shoes, and a box set of "Hey Dude" DVDs.

Charlie: Well you know you can't really consider it a Christmas unless you go down to the restaurant and visit your daddy.

Cody: You're not listening to me, get the hammer out of your hand. That's where the nine candy wrappers comes in, I'm gonna do it for you again, now listen.

12 empty cans of Pepsi, 11 wrestling headlocks, 10 rodeo tickets, 9 candy wrappers, 8 dollars in pennies, 7 rotten tomatoes, 6 empty cereal boxes, 5 stinky shirts, 4 dirty socks, 3 diecast skoal cars, 2 hand me down shoes, and a box set of "Hey Dude" DVDs

Cody: Are you crying?

Charlie: No, it's just my allergies

Cody: Happy Holidays everybody!
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Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas Lyrics

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Jeff Foxworthy – Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas Lyrics

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