Pleased to meet you
Hope that we might teach you
To throw your problems away
Come on, let's face it
Most of you won't make it
Without our stunning display
Oh don't you believe this is the big time
All that you can see, this could be yours
See in these eyes you are my prize, as always
Hi, I'm Mr. Birch, this is my show
Come and inquire
What do you desire
Your gifts (donations) I'll take
Oh, the things that we'll do
When our act makes it's debut
The best your money can make
Oh don't you believe this is the big time
All that you can see, this could be yours
See in these eyes you are my prize
As always, hi I'm Mr. Birch, this is my show
H don't you believe this is the big time
All that you can see, this could be yours
See in these eyes you are my prize
As always, hi I'm Mr. Birch, this is my
Hi I'm Mr. Birch, this is my
Hi I'm Mr. Birch, this is my show