'What the fuck is that?' 'Hi, guys, are you in a band or something? I mean it would be so cool If you were in a band 'cause you're Driving a big bus with band on the front of it' 'Why don't you shut up and get on board will ya?' 'Wow! I have it here you got a stereo and a microwave And, and you got a beer, I'd like a Heineken if you've got one' That's real cool, that's great, yeah!' 'Would you like to see Black Bart?' 'Who's Black Bart?' 'Let me introduce you'
Black Bart's seen it Black Bart knows Black Bart's done it The Black Bart blues Suspended in suspension Medieval nights in Tennessee, and elsewhere We all got to try the Black Bart blues
Black Bart's truckin' ain't what it seems Black Bart's lookin' Don't know where she's been Maybe she's an acrobat Spends her evenings dancing on a pole We all got to try the Black Bart blues
Black Bart tried most anything Black Bart liked it but he couldn't sing So he asked me to tell ya Try it for yourself and you will see We all got to try the Black Bart blues
'What did you do that for?' 'I'm sorry, I just, I guess I'm not used to... 'Shut up and get on with it will you'
Black Bart's livin' across the ocean now Black Bart's lookin' to come back somehow So if you are a dancer, You could dance his pole in May That's a maypole
Black Bart's coming Now Black Bart's gone Black Bart did it so I wrote this song Whatever and however, In and out or several at a time mmm yes! We all got to do the Black Bart blues Here comes the guitar solo
We all got to try the Black Bart blues Yowsa! Yowsa! Yowsa!