A ninja is the branch of the japenese samurai. a very oldOrginization. itâ€™s origins are hundreds of years old. muchOf itâ€™s historyâ€™s been lost. not many ninjas exist today, yetThey all have imdominal fighting skills as a part of ninjitsu.No matter what weapons you use, a ninja will never die.Ninjaâ€™s possess superior skills of ninjitsu, motherfuckerNinjaâ€™s have imdominal fighting skillsIâ€™m ninja, a ninjer, a motherfucking ninjaDamn, I wish I could be a shogun samuraiSo I can swing a sword and make necks flyIâ€™d go to school and ninja crawl through the hallsThen Iâ€™d jump out and stab bitches in the ballsCuz I remember these kids from the playgroundEverybodyâ€™d hang around, we were all downBut then we grew up and everybody turned awayAnd now they dissin me, yellin fuck nerdy jIts sad to think of how it changed as I got olderAs I sit and draw a ninja on my folder, uhWhat I would do if I only had a ninja swordYouâ€™d see blood start flingin on the chalk boardIâ€™d tell the whole class nobody move a jiggleFirst one to do, Iâ€™ll make your fuckin neck wiggleEveryone would start jockin, the news would take my pictureDamn, I wish I could be a ninjaDamn, I wish I could be a ninja (3x)Damn, itâ€™d feel good to see people up on it(2x)After I was killing all the yuppie fucksAll the poor kids would come and swing from my nutsAnd I would walk home feeling like a samuraiIâ€™d walk in the house and see my momma cryIâ€™d ask why, sheâ€™d point to my drunk popsHe tried to hit her again but that shit stopsI kick him in his throat, you hear his neck breakI throw a roundhouse and knock his beard off his faceIâ€™d tell him, dad, now look at all your broken glassWhy donâ€™t you pick it all up and stick it in your ass? I watch him do it, now hurry up, you take foreverWhen he was done, Iâ€™d squeeze his butt cheeks togetherNow get the fuck out my house, never come backI throw a chinese star and stick him in his ass crack (aaahhh!!!)I turn to my mother, Iâ€™m sorry that he hit yaDamn, I wish I could be a ninjaDamn, I wish I could be a ninja (3x)Damn, itâ€™d feel good to see people up on it(2x)If I could be a ninja, my daddyâ€™d be deadBut I still gotta go to work and pay the rentI flip french fries for two twenty-fiveMr. donny works here, heâ€™s fuckin forty-fiveBut he think he the shit cuz he the bossI guess he donâ€™t know that his life is a lossI walk in, about 5 minutes lateCuz I was trying to clean the blood off my ninja blade but mr. donny wanna try and get up in my faceScreaming at me, sweatin over this placeMad cuz Iâ€™m late, heâ€™s no better than meJust another bitch working for next to freeI thought about taking my ninja steelAnd cuttin up his body and fry him on the grillBut heâ€™s too fuckin whack and I can kill this bitchAnd I donâ€™t even need to be a ninjaDamn, I wish I could be a ninja (3x)Damn, itâ€™d feel good to see people up on it(7x)Yeah, yeah, Iâ€™m a ninja, yeahFuck that!! Iâ€™m a wicked clown, bitch!!!!!