One of us
Faking Victorian
What a fuss,
Picture of Dorian
Follow a trail
Corrupt the au pair
A lesson in lust
The prince lost his hair
Bathing words with mock hysteria
Stuffing birds, a case of malaria
Preparing your face
For crying on cue
You're painting you nails
While eating for two
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